1992: Politics 26 September 1992 |
NEWS BULLETIN FROM CNN! (Chocolate News Network) Here's the latest from the choco-political scene, Nina Torte-enberg and Cookie Roberts reporting: With time growing short, the candy-dates are stepping up their efforts. A souffle of 1000 registered voters puts Bill CLindt-on on top. But, George Hershey Walker Bush still has a few tricks up his sleeve. Will he bombe Saddam Mousse-in, resort to Jim Baker's Chocolate, or last, if not least, tell America to ... FEED MY LIPS! (a.k.a. God-iva bless America) (a.k.a The Chocolate Anything Tasting III)
Yes, folks, don't settle for sound bites, settle for real bites. Come to the chocolate election '92 - featuring: -Mississippi Mud-Slinging Pie -Murphy Brownies -Balanced Fudge-t -Torte Reform -MacNeil Chocolate Lehrer Cake -Jane Fondue Hear Dan Quayle rant against the cultural elite and chocolate decadence. Witness the debate between Hershey-sohn and Box-er Chocolates. Listen to Fudge Thomas reflect on his rocky road to supreme court confirmation: "No, it was Ding Dong Silver..." |